Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.
by CarrieP March 17, 2010
Get the guy with balls but no penismug. penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.
by me March 16, 2005
Get the penis de grandemug. 
A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
by Lumaria December 1, 2009
Get the Christmas Tree Penismug. An act in which a male pokes many deep holes all over his penis so that when he urinates or ejaculates the fluid comes out of multiple orifices
"Ben was getting tired of havig just one urethra, so he took a butterfly knife and poked many holes into his penis and now he has a sponge penis."
by cuddybowboy36 April 12, 2010
Get the Sponge Penismug. Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end
by Emily January 26, 2006
Get the Keenile Penis Predictormug. The act of slapping your buddy's penis head with your own in a celebration of sexual intercourse either herterosexual or homosexual.
After Berry and I finished ravaging those twins we penis hi-5'd without the worry of being thought of as gay.
After Berry and I finished ravaging each other we penis hi-5'd without the worry of being through of as straight.
After Berry and I finished ravaging each other we penis hi-5'd without the worry of being through of as straight.
by JerryLinksalot March 10, 2011
Get the Penis hi-5mug.