Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

Meat-Rider

A person who defends another person for no other reason than to get brownie points with them and into their pants.

"Jake you damn Meat-rider! It's so damn obvious you just defend him because you want to suck him off!"

by succ man but b January 15, 2023

meat chugger

When you are getting a blowjob and your penis gets stuck in her braces and you nut in her mouth.

Your sister gave me a meat chugger and now my shlong has cuts.

by Chancellor Bennet June 17, 2016

Meat Conveyor

The guy getting passed around, a lot, in a homosexual orgy. Sometimes considered derogatory in a state of jealousy and or envy.

the guy in this manhub video is such a f***ing Meat Conveyor.

by percypickles March 28, 2015

Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

by YahstaMan January 24, 2018

Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020