Jumping Jack Flash

The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.

Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!

by Rellik Venom October 13, 2006

captain jack sparrow

a spin off the dirty sanchez. When a man takes his penis, after having anal sex, and rubs it across his partners top lip, and then makes a line from her bottom lip to her chin, giving her the resemblence of Captain Jack Sparrow.

He took the Dirty Sanchez one step further and pulled a Captain Jack Sparrow on her, needless to say, he was cut off for a month.

by hizzer March 24, 2008

jack you off

The term ised in the act of two horny tansgender women start jerking each others dicks off

Yo Big Stuff, let me jack you off real quick.

by JOHNNYUSA13 September 25, 2016

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

jack of all trades

A person, usually a male, who is good at everything he does, and is considered to be a good catch.

Your new boyfriend is quite a jack of all trades.

by muh_ree_uh December 28, 2005

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011

Jack Bauer Power Dump

1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.

"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."

by Crapper July 22, 2008