Dropping hands

To get in a fight

That guy is going to make me start dropping hands

by Scp6000live April 11, 2024

Washing hands

Old people having sex

Are they still washing hands.

by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010

Sinful Hand

The hand that you use to jerk off

Last night I jerked off with my right hand known as my sinful hand :D

by fungboi January 23, 2023

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.

I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

hershey hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after they poop, leaving feces in between their nails and embedded in their cuticles.

Watch out when Grandma pinches your cheeks.

Can also be used as a nick name. Example: Grandma Hershey Hands

I wouldn't eat that dip if I were you. Grandma double dipped and she's got Hershey Hands.

Oh no, Grandma Hershey hands is eating my fries!

by LittleVirus489 January 30, 2023