Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

by Arm4c August 8, 2025

3

2+1=3

I have 3 dogs. :)

by World Government August 17, 2025

Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025

number 3

rocket engine shit, jet stream piss, projectile vomit. basically it.

kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*

by morting September 5, 2025

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Biden 3:16

The speech that former President Joe Biden addressed the nation with on July 14, 2024. He said this after the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. The main idea of the speech was that there is no place in America for violence like assassinations.

A: "Did you hear Charlie Kirk was assassinated?" B: "Biden 3:16" A: "what the fuck does that mean?"

by Gretelismycat September 10, 2025

airpods pro 3

the latest AirPods Pro released alongside the iPhone 17 family. Now have a heart rate sensor meaning the new Apple Watch series 11 is sort of redundant if u only use them for heart rate. We wanted a screen on the case but of course Apple are gatekeeping again

The airpods pro 3 are here.

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 11, 2025