Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
Person 1: You're gay Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
Pasties in the form of mini businessties. Be classy while doin' the nasty.
Guy 1:"Dude, my girlfriend dressed up as a secretary for my birthday. But while she was riding me all I could concentrate on were these little mini ties swaying from her nipples."
Guy 2: "Oh man, sounds like Tit-ties. Your girl's all about class. She's a keeper dude."