Jesus is a mexican guy who almost got banned from the tomia.ly server and he also got a samsung note 8 that has a verizon rom which gives him nightmares, also Jesus Wants to Sue Verizon

He is also very gay
Jesus (the guy with the note8) hates verizon because his phone is locked
by Arandomtechguy July 13, 2022
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Fruit Guy

People really like that fruit guy huh.
by soupsalutations September 13, 2020
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Lily guy

A girl who sucked off a guy in the ollies and is a professional boxer dude x
Wow she really pulled a lily guy
by African guy #9656 May 04, 2020
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striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)
go talk to your man striped sweater guy
by mattiefukswithno1 November 30, 2017
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private story kind of guy

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy
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A guy who can only name one rapper : stormzy a want to be gangster, will achieve nothing and will probably get a z in his gcses
Don't listen to him, he's a ennit ennit ennit wagwhan g g bruv bruv guy.
by sdfsdafa324 September 19, 2020
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Willie “Da Wyze” Guy

Most Infamous YouTube stalker in his own mind. Has the most successful rate at being a fake Crypt Gang Leader in his own mind and loves to flex on his DUI charge with other creators.
Me : Who did you Meet today?

You: Willie “Da Wyze” Guy
Me : ERASE ALL OF YOUR LIFES EXISTENCE.
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