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Jungle juice

What retards call weed or herbs
Oi ya prick get da fuck back with me jungle juice u b b basturds
by Junkysjunkiesbasturd March 12, 2019
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Dumpster Juice

Any fantasy team, regardless of sport, managed by one POSD Justin Craig Ramirez from Pecos, Tx. Currently resides in Odessa, Tx and has no chance of winning any fantasy football championship for the foreseeable future.
Wow, look at that terrible fantasy football team! It definitely is Dumpster Juice
by Slernie Bagernie September 27, 2021
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Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge
Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."
by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023
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Horny-Boy Juice

The Fluids that come from a male member of the LGBT COMMUNITY, that contains saliva, groin area moisture, and occasionally internal body fluids, like semen.
There was a strong wind of Horny-Boy Juice coming from that car door.

Dude be neglecting to clean that car out.
by Cleaves Macomb LLC August 26, 2023
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Juice Lords

Plain and simple it's a super opinionated guy or girl who yells and screams at an unreasonable level about their worldview, their moral views, religious views, any views and doesn't give a rats ass about the opposing side's view.

They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.

Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!
Hassan: "Don't send me links about juice lords I honestly feel like banning you from my chat."
by Closet Possum August 3, 2022
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Porpose Juice

The clear liquid that comes from a sink, bottle, stream, or ocean.
Hey man can you get me a cup of porpose juice?
by JZoidberg May 1, 2019
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Xan juice

That shit that fake ass dealers put in place of lean when they finna scam you, shit tastes like xans but those fucking dealers pass it as lean
That mothafucka gave me xan juice instead of my lean! Imma go clap that cunt
by STL446 June 21, 2023
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