by mushbeetles July 11, 2023
Get the daddy rich bossmug. A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021
Get the Safety baby daddymug. He got a HUGE penis, he’s that guy, and he’s sexy and he’s romantic, u will have to kill him to get him mad or beat him in codm he’s a nice guy and he’s daddy that’s it
by Lmaoo kid November 21, 2021
Get the Big Daddy Damonmug. A daddy with a crippling addiction for clothed women i.e. jerks of to them while cosplaying Oppenheimer. Tends to be good at creating not funny gay shit and/or is a faggot for liking uzma
by The ass licker January 11, 2024
Get the Raddy daddymug. by Daydreamcummer September 19, 2022
Get the Sugar Daddymug. Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.
We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.
by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022
Get the Daddy Dirtbagmug. by Adnan mami 🥵😩 January 29, 2023
Get the Daddy adnanmug.