Meat whistle

When you pee with a strong enough pressure to make a whistling sound out of your urethra

I woke up from my full bladder, so it was a perfect time for my meat whistle

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025

meat lush

any person of promiscuous nature who loves the dick.

Geez that skunk is such a meat lush

by Dr'ette Geography August 11, 2014

meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.

When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"

by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017

Meat sweats

When you sweat or just to add emphasis on a sencentce.

"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

meat

i like meat

cows love being meat

by [e-mail] May 16, 2022

meat wedge

Slang for a gross, sloppy, beat down dirty twat.

Man, I took this chick back to the hotel last night and beat up her meat wedge.

by PaSoundo April 24, 2014

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018