Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.
Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
Get the Jobmug. When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.
by Zander 632 August 5, 2023
Get the Slurp Jobmug. A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020
Get the Job Madnessmug. by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011
Get the ocular jobmug. Tommy: I hear you and Jane went to the cemetery at midnight the other night.
Timmy: Yeah, she totally gave me a grave job.
Timmy: Yeah, she totally gave me a grave job.
by Johnny Joey March 11, 2011
Get the Grave Jobmug. 1. Someone that successfully gets the Job Done
Example: Uber simply doesn't get the Job Done
Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done
Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done
by JDlu February 21, 2021
Get the Job Donemug. When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
Get the Gobble Jobmug.