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testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal
dude last night betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
mugGet the testicle jobmug.

Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018
mugGet the Executive Blow Jobmug.

Skyline Job

Oh god dam krissy gave me a Skyline Job yesterday
by BigMeatDaddy April 20, 2022
mugGet the Skyline Jobmug.

colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)
oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.
by colon man October 21, 2008
mugGet the colon jobmug.

Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.
The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.
by JB1225 May 26, 2024
mugGet the Bottle jobmug.

Job

Job is a rare name but when you know someone called like that you know the type of parents that person have . Its a religious name . Job is a cheerful , extrovert and playfully type. Its alwalys somehow laugheable for and have a nostop personality
Paz:How funny u are Job!
Santi: What did Job say? hahahah
by Mastercry November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jobmug.

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022
mugGet the smurf rim jobmug.

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