National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

Fat Thompson

When you take a skank home from the bar, and stick the largest hot dog you can find in her ass, then fill her vagina with ketchup, mustard, and relish… Voilá!!! You’ve given her the fat Thompson!!!

Yeah, I took this chick home from the bar, and gave her a FAT THOMPSON! Good thing I had some condiments!

by Beach Bum Bob February 24, 2024

Fat juicy cock

A very long, and hard penis that can ejaculate a lot of semen.

Emily: That Fat juicy cock is sooooo good daddy Philip: yeah baby you love my fat juicy cock

by The_fat_Jew December 7, 2022

Fat Mormon

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤

Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot

by thatsepic January 9, 2025

fat greenie

a fat greenie is when you have a thick lump of green/yellow phlem in the back of your throat and you spit out and it's all slimy and lumpy and thick.

"bro i just spat a fat greenie"
"jeeez that's rank"

by fredodavee1 June 29, 2021

fat

Literally every American.

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: *pulls reverse card up* no u
Person 1: That trick doesn't work

by Joao3 July 18, 2022

fat slump

When you eat your way through a slump and gain weight

Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses

by Heynowman August 30, 2023