Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

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The Slime God

The Slime God is a boss from the Calamity mod for hit indi game Terraria, it appears as two slimes based on the evil biomes, once these two slimes are defeated they will split into two more slimes of the same type.

Dude 1: I died to the Slime God from the Calamity mod from the hit indi game Terraria, i hate my life.
Dude: Git gud

by Yaffoso April 30, 2024

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Oh my god buh aw hell naw

by v4s November 18, 2023

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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!

Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

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God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

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ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.

Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*

by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018

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