hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"

"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"

by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans

Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands

by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

Hands

Someone with “hands” is someone you can’t beat in a fight because he’ll box up and hit you from different angles with his fast and ruthless hands.

Hater: I’m finna press Aun at lunch today.

His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.

Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.

Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.

by Realniggasaidit February 8, 2021