Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
Get the Basic white guy (UK)mug. Person 1: "Those bitches are Personality guys"
Person 2: "So they do not exist"
Person 3: "I LIKE FEET"
Person 2: "So they do not exist"
Person 3: "I LIKE FEET"
by TheGyattestRizzler69420NINE November 3, 2023
Get the Personality Guysmug. 
Tom (after watching clip): Paragraph guy?
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
Paragraph guy: The dinosaur was chasing him because he fed it laxatives as a prank. That’s why he keeps crapping while trying to eat him.
by sharkster September 7, 2024
Get the paragraph guymug. Hey!
Hym "Leverage guys. The Leverage clause. And she is not going to give a single fuck if I have to murder you all."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the Leverage Guysmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Andy Samberg Samever Is The Brown Guy And Gisele Frometa Is The Autistic Guy In S-Cry-Edmug. by Peecock.jpeg December 20, 2021
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