DeMorgan Friend

A friend who pops up when least expected and helps you without you even noticing, yet seldom receives your appreciation.

Here’s to all the DeMorgan Friends of the world—may we recognize them sooner, thank them more often, and never forget that in our darkest confusion, it’s usually their quiet complement that saves the day.

by UmangBhatt July 5, 2025

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

Sticky Friend

A Sticky Friend is someone you occasionally have coitus with, but still hang out with. Should not be confused with “friends with benefits” which is not nearly as social.

Oh hey Jake, this is Laura, my sticky friend

by OmercNeb August 2, 2025

bad friend

a bad friend is someone called brad. he never ever swings anything you ask him to and constantly fucking baits you in every game.

oh yeah brad? that retard is a bad friend

by otf gregory August 6, 2025

lifelong friend day

august 12th is a day to appreciate your childhood and lifelong friends

“hey thanks for being my friend all these years. it’s national lifelong friend day.”

by kendallheplo August 11, 2025

girl friend

Written with a space between "girl" and "friend," this term means a "female acquaintance" who goes to the same school/college/job as you. However, when written without any space, this term means "fiancée in a romantic relationship".

During Chemistry class in my first year of college, I sat next to a girl friend who wore a white collared shirt and a chequered pleated skirt, complete with her black JANSPORT backpack — like a high school girl.

by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025

Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025