Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022
The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.
Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?
Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.
by UTBOTPHJ December 22, 2016
by p48xqz December 23, 2022
Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.
by MasterCobra September 22, 2019
The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.
by Stevejob January 03, 2015
A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
by PolyMoster February 07, 2022