The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!

Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

Norse God

A very hot woman, often used in the context of a pickup line.

Man: Are you a Norse God?

Woman: inaudible confusion

by ActuallyHim May 21, 2024

Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."

1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"

by Walkers World April 19, 2022

gap-godding

The act of filling in gaps in knowledge or human understanding with "god did it".

When science has no definitive answer to a question, theists will often resort to gap-godding to fill in the answer.

by Yrag Mudaneb August 26, 2023

good morning and god bless

Eating egg salad and drinking coffee while shitting in the morning.

“Ethan what are you doing?”
“I’m taking a ‘Good Morning and God Bless’ just open the door”

by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018

The Eye of God

A VERY hard spamtrack in Friday Night Funkin' that features the characters Scopomania Eye, Ommetaphobia Eye, Banger Eye, and Scopoliosis Eye. The song was made by a Russian guy on YouTube called Dimonchik Limonchik.

I got blueballed 100 times on the Ommetaphobia Eye part in the song The Eye of God. I almost broke my fingers.

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus November 22, 2024

god

another word for playboi carti.

god dropping in a week

by idk what to put h September 5, 2021