Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024
by Megamoleys November 29, 2022
God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.
by get the hell off my property October 13, 2021
Groups of extreme people protesting or preaching discriminatory and sometimes racist bullshit on the grounds of a college campus. These people would ussusually tell you to repent if you are any of these: Women, furries, LGBTQ, poly, people me who decided to lose their virginity 'early', or immigrants. These people usually are MAGAs
"Warning guys, there are a bunch of quad-gods outside. If you don't want to see them, take this route."
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"
by Ukelele Guy February 25, 2025
by Fidelcashflow15 June 17, 2018