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John

A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch
by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022
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a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
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logan john mesteler

logan. he has no fucking style. he’s italian
logan john mesteler wears flamingo shorts
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John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.
1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
by Torrajin October 23, 2022
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JOHN

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John
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John Mclon

Something you say to weird people out so they leave you alone.
John Mclon
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Sev John

Fresh and based rap/hip-hop/lofi artist just making it out the hood and onto streaming services with an album in the works..
Caidin: "Yo you heard the new Sev John song that dropped today?"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"
by roberttelos May 14, 2022
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