smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

I like you for who you are

What a boy says to a girl when he's pretending he's really into her and doesn't care about looks.

"I'm not with you because you're a size 6 with 36FF boobs. I like you for who you are, Sarah."

by Alex May 29, 2004

sick like 2 dicks

An amazing acheivement that makes others pale in comparison. Considered to be an even more impressive version of sick. Believed to have been originated by the Frizzaks, a disc golf group that started in central Connecticut.

Getting an ace while playing Disc Golf is sick, but getting an ace when your disc caroms off 2 trees in 40 m.p.h. winds is "sick like 2 dicks".

by JDLush May 30, 2006

Sweatin like 50 ofum

Sweating really badly. Enough to feel like you were sweating for 50 african americans in the sun.

Usually used by a cracker.

Person 1: Yo Ryan its hot out here!
Person 2: Ya I know. I'm sweatin like 50 ofum!

by Jack Dog October 4, 2006

i like your sister

Used in speech when talking to some ugly girl, but their sister is hawt. Only use this when the ugly girl is making advances on you.

I like your sister, but you are an ugly bitch.

by AdolfHitler'sBastardSon May 11, 2016

Straight like Indian Hair

A way to convey feelings of being OK or acceptance of something.

After John took a nasty tumble on his skateboard, he quick popped back up and said, 'It's cool, I'm straight like Indian Hair.'

by Phelyx75 February 25, 2009

sticky icky like cheese

Someone or something that is sticky and nasty aka icky like rotten cheese.

That dumpster boy is sticky icky like cheese.

by B-master 5000 September 11, 2010