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Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025
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birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
by Tihy September 15, 2020
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Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
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Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
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Job

Job is a great Dutch boy. He is the most sweet and cute boy you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Job, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He loves talking and deep conversations. Job always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. He also has a great humor and will make you laugh with the most random things
Wow look it’s a job, pretty cool site to see
by Yermanjimster December 9, 2018
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ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done
Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?
by flaming cheet-o March 22, 2011
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Job

Job is a boy's name. He is the most loving and Caring person. Honesty and Trustworthy are his character. He mostly likes to joke with his friends. He can easily socialize with anyone. He is very passionate and ambitious to his goals. He likes music and dancing. But sports are his top priority. When it comes to love, he loves unconditionally: every girl loves him!!he is every woman's dream. He does not cheat, he is loyal to his soulmate.
I want to spend the rest of my life with Job.
by Queen Sheebah February 12, 2022
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