Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.

Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.

by Vorlock September 28, 2018

The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.

Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Bling Job

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Chimney job

It's when you and your work partner trade days of work in a homosexual way producing great heat and friction in the old chimney if you know what I mean... No judgment here by the way

Charlie gave John one hell of a chimney job...

by chontz1031 March 18, 2019

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.

Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”

by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024

Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.

I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job

by theguy2024 March 26, 2024