Ur Mom

Ur mom get recked by the rizzler from ohio 69 haahaahahahaahhahahh so funnyyy!!

Ur mom
Dies instantly*

by Sly The Stupid November 17, 2023

ur mom

it means your mom

your mom is chunky

by infintedragon6 November 18, 2023

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023

Nabil mom

A nasty BITCH with yeast infections and has sex with multiple men daily

Nabil mom gets raped daily on the bus

by NabilAlphinuglyboy November 19, 2023

ur mom

Your female parental figure
can be an insult or a joke

"IMMA STICK AN EIGHT INCH UP UR MOM

by BroLemonade November 20, 2023

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023