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Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.
I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.
by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019
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Sunset Life

A lifestyle characterized by partying, having a "free spirit" attitude, and/or otherwise living life based off how much fun you can have at any given moment.

The term was coined given the fact that if you live a life like this, you're likely always waking up when the sun starts to set.
Guy 1: Damn bro, did you just wake up? It's already 6pm
Guy 2: Yeah I was out partying all night.
Guy 1: That sunset life will kill you man.
by SomeoneAfterDark April 1, 2024
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Life

That thing that can sometimes really seem to suck all the time
bruh, are you ok?
Yeah its just life
by Tanner_M November 27, 2015
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself
*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!
by Team Saveea August 14, 2017
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Life

Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021
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The meaning of life

Guy one: *drinking a dr pepper*
Guy two: YO YOU FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE!!
Guy one: *Acends*
by Saddfoxx March 15, 2023
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