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Double trouble 

Wen you put on a strap on above your penis so you are able to penetrate two holes at a time
Friend: "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Me: "Well, not much, but I gave her that double trouble."
Double trouble by Linkimusprime August 13, 2020

Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.
"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"
Double Edged Logic by Gow123 September 12, 2020

Double Donger 

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day
Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?
Double Donger by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double Donger 

When the Padres wax the Giants’ asses twice in one day
Dang Marc can you believe that Double Donger the Padres pulled off today?!?!?!?
Double Donger by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double standard 

Double standards dont come from society, they come from people. Therefore any double standard in a female's favor usually come from females.
You could tell it bothered the female quick to point out other people's double standards to point out her own double standards, she still couldnt see how they made her as much of a hypocrite (or a narcissist) as everybody else (even males). A taste of your own medicine and shit isnt always delicious, is it?
Double standard by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Double standard 

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.
Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.
Double standard by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020