dick dancer

A man whose main daily goal is to give the dick to whoever he can. He has no discretion or standards and will hit anything with legs and a vagina. Main thoughts "I got the dick, I got the dick...U want the dick?...I got the dick"

That dude ran through every group o hoes, sluts, and bitches west of santa monica. His ass is a dick dancer.

by abooboo December 19, 2005

Fanny Dick

A Fanny Pack which is only used for transporting ruber dicks (dildo).

Yo, that guy has a fanny dick around his waist.

by Rim Job Rob February 22, 2008

Dick Goo

That shit that cums out of your twelve inch train of pain when you get excited.

I was fuckin your mom last night, but she threw me out cause I got dick goo all up in her hair. It was a sticky mess.

by Rebecca Klein March 5, 2008

Fat dick

Just a fat dick is there more to explain

He had a fat dick

by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

Dick muncher

An asshole who loves to fuck with you.

Asshole : *Throws a book at you*

Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher

by _7O9Fleece December 16, 2011

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

Accordion Dick

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009