cottage cheese 

White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.

When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.

cottage cheese by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Cotage Cheese Fart 

After an anal intercourse, when a fart is made...well I don't need to expand don't I...

I heard Danny Farts Cotage Cheese all day long

Cotage Cheese Fart by IsraAlien November 12, 2003

head cheese 

Meat product also know as Jersey pork roll.

Cut me a slice of that head cheese for a sammich.

head cheese by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008

blue cheese 

When smegma accumulates on the inside of foreskin and mixes with the lint from ones boxers or jeans to create tiny, miniscule blue cheese like balls. May not taste as good on a Cobb salad as the real stuff.

Zahra: Do you have blue cheese?
Greg: You mean on my salad, or in my pants?

blue cheese by Zahra January 11, 2006

sick cheese

Anything really fucking nasty

Those fat bitches are sick cheese

sick cheese by Iced T October 12, 2006

Coke Cheese 

Slang for a nice frosty Coca-Cola. Used only in the ghettos of Andover and Newton, MA. Straight Gangsta.
When you at work and you cravin a sip of dat lean you gots ta settle for dat COKE CHEESE.

Original: Brian can I have some more coke cheese?

Improved: AYO BNIGZ HAND A BROTHA A COKE CHEESE AND A BOTTLE OF DAT EASY JESUS.

Coke Cheese by JCREEP April 18, 2008

Pizza cheese Bridge 

The long stringy piece of cheese that streches when you take the first bite out of a hot slice of pizza.

Last night i was so hungry that as soon as the pizza came i opened the box and the took a piece and made a two foot long pizza cheese bridge.

Pizza cheese Bridge by D-rock123 March 19, 2009