cat

cat

cat

by Pulse27 October 26, 2022

Cat

The cutest mammal that ever existed, except those with allergies.

Cats are cute and play yarns, Katz is also cute but plays peoples' hearts.

by AydaWikaku August 16, 2019

cat

"Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us."

"Cats are Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us" -Helpful Vancouver Vet

by BreathDeep September 07, 2018

cats

no matter your opinion cats are angels, a gift from god yet some humans hate them that is why they turn on you

god:lets make angels for humans
humans:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cats:ultimite beings

by Frost78910 February 12, 2025

Cat

Used for a mouth

You put it in your mouth and choke you cat.0

by DontBotherMeBot on ps4 October 18, 2019

cat

cat

"cat"

by KozumeKenma April 07, 2022

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018