Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"

Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.

I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.

by darthgandhi May 20, 2025

Trump

someone who is fake news, also who cheats at golf.

Trump:”Did you know that I am the greatest thing since you were even born? I am God and Jesus!! I own your soul!! oh and I never cheat at golf, never!!”

by urdefined February 10, 2024

Trump Broke

When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.

Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?

by Johnny Amazeballs September 28, 2020

Donald Trump

1. A massive pedophile.

2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.

dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”

girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”

guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”

guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”

by gwoovy August 25, 2025

Trumping

to lie.

Everyone needs to stop Trumping on a daily bases.

by razielmcallen February 20, 2021

trump

Collective noun for manipulative falsehoods. Synonymous with bull shit but specifically resentful, vindictive and self serving.

"He gave a long list of reasons why he shouldn't have pay his share of the bills this month but it was all a load of trump" "You are not the victim here, you are so full of trump!" "Cut the trump, the reason she's mad at you is you gave her chlamydia".

by MaxPrum May 27, 2025