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Big Dick Syndrome

A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
by A. Hick June 13, 2008
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Fat Girl Syndrome

The way in which a young, insecure and fat girl will constantly rant on very loudly about how attractive they think they are.
Cynthia: "I have gigantic tits! They're double D's!"
Leon: "Man, that Cynthia has a serious case of Fat Girl Syndrome."
by Octopus Supremo February 14, 2006
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Little Guy Syndrome

When a small male (including, but not limited to humans) has an issue with the rest of society because society tends to look down (literally and figuratively) on small people. Little Guy Syndrome (also: Little Man Syndrome) gives the "infected" person a aggressive attitude and thinks he some kind of "playground Muhammad Ali," and can beat everyone up.

NOTE: Not all small male humans, dogs, etc. have Little Guy Syndrome. And oddly enough, legitimate midgits tend not to have Little Guy Syndrome because they've already accepted the fact that they'll be forever short.
Example 1: The worst time a human male can have Little Guy Syndrome is when he's a point guard in basketball. Take Raquel for example. Raquel would have an amazing shot, but the fact that he's hardly five feet makes his shots get destroyed everytime he takes a contested shot. This makes him go berserk and act like he got fouled. Then when the ref tells him to calm down because he didn't get fouled, Raquel goes more insane and fouls everyone trying to steal the ball. He should /really/ see someone for his Little Guy Syndrome.

Example 2: I hate that damn woofy dog next door. It's got the worst Little Guy Syndrome. Everytime I step outside -even if it's only to take out the garbage- the thing goes nuts and tries to attack me until it's leash yanks it back.
by Carrera's Wedge June 18, 2007
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Lady Gaga Syndrome

A woman with Lady Gaga Syndrome is a woman who looks really attractive in some photos's but then ugly in others.
Guy 1: Hey man, look at Megan Fox, she's so hot.
Guy 2: Really hot. Too bad she has Lady Gaga Syndrome.
Guy 1: What?
Guy2: Y'know, sometimes Megan Fox looks really attractive in some photos, and then others looks like she has nothing but a plastic make up face on. Half fugly, half hot.
by Briareos October 8, 2010
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Hank Hill Syndrome

A medical syndrome in which one has an unusualy small buttox. This condition is named after Hank Hill from the popular animated sitcom "King of the Hill." It seems to be most prevalent in white, middle aged suburban dwelling males, but thats not to say it doesn't span all races, genders, and socio-economic classes.
Dude, my ass is small. I think i have Hank Hill syndrome.
by Johnnybuttj September 13, 2008
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angry napoleon syndrome

Little short men with attitudes. Usually they are looking for a fight.
by jaeger May 3, 2005
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White Horse Syndrome

A condition in which a person's frame of thought in all things romantic is completely dream oriented and not grounded in reality. Fantasy lovers taken to the point of specifically nullifying all other candidates is the main tangent of this affliction but is also linked with the princesstual condition as well. Often hand in hand. Inspired by but not limited to the great gothic/fantasy/Harlequin/"Southern Gentleman" ideals in American lore over the 19th and 20th century.
"She talked shit about me and clowned me 'cause I wasn't a baller. That girl got White Horse Syndrome"
by BigBlack81 January 5, 2005
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