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Dick Turner

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
by OG Branflake January 4, 2009
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Stinky Dick

A condition that causes a man's penis to smell bad.
I suffer from stinky dick. Every time I take a piss it smell just like shit
by jm2011 January 7, 2012
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Fanny Dick

A Fanny Pack which is only used for transporting ruber dicks (dildo).
Yo, that guy has a fanny dick around his waist.
by Rim Job Rob February 22, 2008
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Dick Fist

Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0
Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."
by TMDJ January 7, 2011
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dick hunt

When a slut goes on the prowl searching for a dick to suck or fuck. Can be either female or a fag.
Susie is going on a dick hunt tonight.
by Brian Prisinjim August 4, 2006
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Trolling for Dick

Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
by The Moyer April 7, 2010
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Dick Goo

That shit that cums out of your twelve inch train of pain when you get excited.
I was fuckin your mom last night, but she threw me out cause I got dick goo all up in her hair. It was a sticky mess.
by Rebecca Klein March 5, 2008
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