One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.
You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:
1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:
1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
"Don't be such a dick turner"
Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"
Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"
Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
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Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."
Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."
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Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.
This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.
This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.
"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."
"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."
"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."
"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."
"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"
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