by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023
Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?
John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.
John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.
by Billy Venture October 21, 2010
John is hella ETH for stripping naked near the kindergarten. His prison sentence was reduced due to being diagnosed with E-T-H
by Iniadalahbullshit December 04, 2023
E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.
As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
by gravitybomb May 16, 2008
The female version of e-peen
e - meaning online
lab - short for labia
Unlike rl-labs (i.e. a real life labia), e-labs are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity by women
e - meaning online
lab - short for labia
Unlike rl-labs (i.e. a real life labia), e-labs are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity by women
by jimjonez December 07, 2021
Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox May 20, 2011
Yo. Let's do some e-shopping for the holidays.
by teechrlady December 19, 2017