Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.
1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
by Lambda70 April 25, 2021
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also can be a praise, when the girl dancing a perfect twerk dance
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Get the Meat ass mug.An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
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