Handful

5 ounces
Unit of measurement
Often used by Mr Green

A handful.
That's 5 ounces of Mr Green's favourite unit of measurement.

by Roodedoo January 17, 2021

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009

Hand

The thing you will never get to hold.

Becky:OMG what’s that on your hand?
Gwen:Haha your bf’s hand

by AlienTacoz Art February 24, 2020

Beware of the Hand (That Bites)

"Beware of the hand (that bites)" is the opposite of "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." It means to be wary of some people, especially those who can make a situation worse. Tony John coined this phrase.

Person 1: should we involve him? he might make matters worse.

Person 2: Beware of the hand (that bites).

by Tony John April 30, 2023

Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

by Steezmiester January 12, 2022

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024