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Shit Locker

AKA: the poop shoot, the hershey highway, the dumper and formerly known as the anal cavity.
"Last night Dave went home with this broad and stuffed his dick in her her shit locker."
by yanner October 15, 2004
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to shit bricks

A verb used to emphasize that a large spectacle has happened in the presence of a witness, who then defecated building blocks on the spot.

It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)

It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.
Noun affecting or completing an action
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."

Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"

Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"

Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses
by FlTr February 10, 2009
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Top Shit

When someone is greater than He. Cream of the crop, best of the best.
Owen is top shit because he is the sexiest man alive. TOP SHIT.
by Top shiznatch January 26, 2011
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Crip-Shit

When the force of of shit is so violent it forces you to hold on to the disabled handles next to the toilet
"Honey, can i have the disabled toilet? I feel a crip-shit coming on"
by Simondo November 15, 2005
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nigger shits

its what you say when something pisses you off
bam i just hit my thumb whit a fucking hammer i will sc ream nigger shits no matter who is around white or black we are taking back the word nigger
by LEEofalltrades March 4, 2008
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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
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shit-cart

A crash or collision between two motor vehicles. Originating in the South East of England.
Did you hear that? Some poor sod's had a shit-cart outside. Better ring the old bill.
by tony harrison, shamen February 15, 2006
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