Parker

He makes trashy youtube videos, SUB BTW

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yes no maybe probably not Parker sucks btw but sub plz yer boi needs it

by JaKiT0 not jakito January 5, 2020

Parker

An idiotic but very sweet guy and you are lucky to have him as a friend

Guy: Gosh Parker’s such a great guy

Girl: I know right

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

Parker

Parker is the nicest guy you will every meet he is sweet kind and kinda cute he is athletic and he is very sociable and is loyal to his friends there is no one you will every meet be better than Parker

Girl: I just started going out with the hottest guy
Girl 2: Who is it
Girl: Parker

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

Parkin Glot

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.

Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.

by osuiqueue January 9, 2020

Parking Slut

People, usually female, that finish their shopping and still sit in the parking slot to use their phone.

Person 1: Manvir always sits in the car checking Tinder after he finished with his shopping.
Person 2: What a parking slut.

by Sithposter January 9, 2020

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

parker

cutest, best tik toker around, has the ability to make you fall in love with him just by looking into his eyes. you’ll never find anyone like a parker. However, in real life, Parker is a complete assbank, but still has feelings that no one likes to respect. he’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet and will help if you ask for it. parker is good as a close friend

parker is especially attracted to girls named charli

by harlbear63929366 January 29, 2020