Job

Employment. scare antifurrys, phonk listeners, discord mods and weebs with this word and a job application

GO GET A FUCKING JOB!

by joshua lionel cowen November 15, 2025

Job

something that worm and cherry dont have

hi i have a job

by plutonasah November 18, 2025

Job

something that i (pluto) dont have

i dont have a job (pluto)

by plutonasah November 18, 2025

Five Dollar Foot Job

when you pay someone (ex: a hooker, or your friend)

that hooker gave me a five dollar Foot job

by Winston-H November 20, 2025

Parking Job

A verb that is the action of jerking someone off while in a car, specifically when it’s parked.

He gave a parking job to me the other day. Now my entire car is white and sticky.

by Dic-tionary November 20, 2025

GOOD JOB

A word Sydney always likes to use. It has no meaning but she says it for no reason

“Hi sydney”
“GOOD JOB@

by Shajvags November 28, 2025

romcom job

Jobs with a whimsical quality and tailor made for romantic comedies. There’s a reason why plumbers are found in pornos …they don’t really fit the brief for romcoms, despite being a respectable career choice in our dire economic times. Examples of romcom jobs are:

Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer)
Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail)
Apartment dresser (Leap Year)
Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give)
Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks)
Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap)
Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates)
eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener)
Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)

The guy I went out on a date with last week has a romcom job: he’s a celebrity ghostwriter

by Sickomonster December 1, 2025