by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018

by Spacecadet May 17, 2019

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job
Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"
by Shaddrick January 24, 2019

by Weird kinks April 28, 2022

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
