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Job

A forbidden slur amongst the unemployed community.
by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025
mugGet the Jobmug.

Rim Job

The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.
Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*
by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021
mugGet the Rim Jobmug.

Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
mugGet the Paint Jobmug.

erzincan ear job

When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .
Yo i just did an erzincan ear job last night on Stacy!
by erzincanmale September 28, 2025
mugGet the erzincan ear jobmug.

Chelsea job

A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.
Even though he dropped out of college, his Dad got him a Chelsea job at the bank making 6 figures.
by Vorlock September 28, 2018
mugGet the Chelsea jobmug.

Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.
Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.
by Spacecadet May 17, 2019
mugGet the Lawn jobmug.

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs
Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx
by PolyMoster February 7, 2022
mugGet the Steve Jobsmug.

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