Hot Cock

When your other friends get hot chocolate and instead of actually getting hot chocolate you make a joke about hot cocoa sounds like hot cock and no one laughs. It wasn’t funny. Why the fuck are you laughing?

Guy #1: *making hot cocoa*
Guy #2: Hey if you replace some of the words in hot cocoa it sounds like hot cock.

by Imnotsamimnotnoreallyimnot February 24, 2021

judo cock

A cock with lethal abilities. Stealthy and unassuming, it’ll have you down for the count before you can blow your rape whistle.

“Nuh uh girl, steer clear of that guy, he’s got that judo cock. You’ll wake up bruised and confused wondering why you only have one shoe on.”

by Sabriana November 20, 2017

Cock turbin

Foreskin on the Byrd region

That guy has a cock turbin

by Jeff gilooly 1993 December 23, 2017

Cock blocker

A person who in which may intentionally or unintentionally prevent the sexual activity of those around them.

Maises parents were a pair of cock blockers when Joe was getting his pickle tickeled they walked in... cock blockers

by Digbickforehead December 16, 2016

Hobba cock

Hobba cock is where your girl take it the anal cavity and before your about to ejaculate you put it in their mouth

Friend “you hobba cocked her”
You “yeah man just as I was botta bust”

by Come_yoyt September 10, 2019

cock tucker

Bar slang for a girly drink ordered by a gentleman of questionable sexual orientation.

Look at Carl with that pink drink and swizzle stick. Wonder if the seats up or down in the crapper after drinking those cock tuckers ?

by oneredeye April 18, 2020

cock muggler

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time

I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.

by Gina5493 September 20, 2016