Cat

This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.

Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.

by i’m-a-truck<3 July 11, 2021

Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.

A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.

by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022

Cat

Good

Cat good.

by idontknowanythingsoignoreme June 16, 2022

Cat

Your Friends Favorite Animal.

It is also the thing you look up gifs for.

''The cat is my Favorite Animal!''
''Yes we know''

by A Salty Watermelon March 18, 2022

Cat

A total fatass. Eats all your chicken and dose not give a crap. Will run around screaming at 3 am. Tears up your furniture. Eats your fish or hamsters. Can be cute as a baby but that's pretty much it. They claw you or bite you if you try to snuggle them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Bob: What a cute cat!

Joe: Yeah but wit until 3 am he's terrible

by TheOddDoggo April 08, 2019

Cat

Hairless dog that is also feisty with sharp claws. Lazy hairless dog

My cat is so feisty!

by KitKatCheese March 16, 2020

cat

like that friend who calls you gay you don't know if they like you or not

My cat wont lick my. :(

by SUb TO WHITE FANG March 22, 2019