festuring vaginal blood fart

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.

You're nothing more than a festuring vaginal blood fart.

by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004

shit fart butt sex

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.

guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

by Assassin5953 April 19, 2018

Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010

get the fart out of here

I need your fart, award a prize before you go..

- by darling i call you tomorrow
- get the fart out of here my love
- farttttttttt!
- hmmm cheese burger?

by Osuruk July 5, 2009

Shit-filled fart bubble

1. A fart that has resulted in a bubble filled with shit.
2. A put down.

Man,your nothing but a shit-filled fart bubble.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013