hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them

Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.

by chunkyturk August 25, 2009

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009

full handed

This is when all your hands are full and you can’t hold anything else.

Mum I can’t carry the shopping I am full handed

by anonymous February 26, 2021

caught yellow-handed

When you're exposed cheating by the band Coldplay, the creators of the hit single "Yellow," at one of their concerts.

On July 16th 2025, at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot were caught yellow-handed by the band.

by vivthishandleisalreadyinuse July 18, 2025

Words with Hands

This is when a verbal argument gets physical. I'm not condoning violence, but it happens.

Al: "Hey! Don't be talkin' smack on my girl, Maisey. Maisey is a queen and you are a chump!"
Benji: "Suck it, Al! Just like Maisey did last night!"
Al: "Oh this is now Words with Hands, bitch!"
Al went smash and Benji went down...

by von groovy September 22, 2024

HELPING HAND

When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy

My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.

by pegn May 18, 2025

Beware of the Hand (That Bites)

"Beware of the hand (that bites)" is the opposite of "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." It means to be wary of some people, especially those who can make a situation worse. Tony John coined this phrase.

Person 1: should we involve him? he might make matters worse.

Person 2: Beware of the hand (that bites).

by Tony John April 30, 2023