The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

clegg meat

bodily fluff that forms in bodily crevases

fluff in between your toes or belly button male only i hope (clegg meat)

by burt1981 April 14, 2009

Meat Disciple

the nickname of a person who glazes the fuck out of someone/An elite dick rider

you a meat disciple ong bruh stop riding it

by Lordbuuuris April 16, 2025

Meat

A males Dick

I beat my meat

by Lil Barnicles number 1 fan June 10, 2019

Cock Meat Sandwich

A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck

“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”

by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021

The Super Meat Boy Effect

The Super Meat Boy Effect is an effect coined by the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Failboat where the idea is the task at hand isn't that hard, but the issue is that because you died to it so much, you now die on the other parts because you're trying to get to the part you're having trouble faster, which then causes the cycle to loop all over again.

Guy: Goddammit! Why can't I get to the end?!
Guy 2: Looks like The Super Meat Boy Effect is in full play.

by beafrbro March 1, 2025