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are you gonna get a j*b?
a job is where they pay you to work.
by inbushis June 8, 2025
mugGet the jobmug.
I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.
Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
mugGet the No. I'm not looking for a new job.mug.

blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023
mugGet the blow job amnesiamug.

hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.
Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!
by allnighter23 August 22, 2016
mugGet the hand jobmug.

Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...
by Chief long straw January 12, 2025
mugGet the Wicked tape jobmug.

Potluck job

When a junkie attends a potluck uninvited and sticks his dih in all the foods, especially getting his greasy pubes stuck in the food
“Yea I showed up to that potluck unattended last night, gave it an absolute potluck job”
by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025
mugGet the Potluck jobmug.

We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas
Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job
by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021
mugGet the We don’t work a jobmug.

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