scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Mr. Hands

Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.

Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...

by Lamb Hailer February 26, 2022

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

second hand snitching

If you hang around snitches then you are snitching also it's called second hand snitching

Hey u you see john hanging around with Joe after he got done talking to the police ...
Yea that fool second hand snitching

by Oneluv2nobody916 February 9, 2018

Right Hand Mouth

An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.

"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."

Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:

Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.

Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.

TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.

by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019