Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.

She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.

by Choagiefest May 30, 2025

three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 09, 2024

queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek November 01, 2015

job van breukelen

Sophisticated, well spoken, beautiful man who behaves like an actual animal. Although his looks may trick you, he is actually more resembling of a beast

Gozer kanker heb je die snap van job van Breukelen geopend gewoon weer een foto van zn drol

by Dudewiththerudecrude November 21, 2021

spring job

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off

Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night

by The long legs November 05, 2023

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by UB Nash November 15, 2023