cat

meow

cat 1: meow
cat 2: meow
cat 3: dude we're being attacked by rouges, get ur fucking act together your warriors now, mouse brains

by scared_condom April 14, 2024

Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.

Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan

by mike oxhard December 23, 2020

battle cats

a retarded cartoon game degens play (the age of them ranges from 5 to 14, with 99.69% being 5~12), everyone are tre trau and cant grow the fuck up for once (also underage on discord LLLLLL)

"i play battle cats it is a cool game"
- every retarded degens that are stuck on their 2008 level

by slugma218 August 7, 2022

Sam and Cat

An unnecessary spinoff of both ICarly and Victorious. The show is not awful but continuing victorious would have been better.

Person 1: Sam and Cat was so unnecessary!
Person 2: at least it’s better than planet sheen

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious April 10, 2022

Jurassic cats

Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.

Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022

The cat that pissed on the bed

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024